WARNING!!!
Extremely Offensive!!!
Sometimes you just need something with that little extra punch!
And this is it - totally sick, totally twisted and way beyond what most of the world would call decent!
However, this is your ex that we are talking about - and they deserve this kind of extremely offensive and repulsive package.
Everything is sent totally, 100% anonymous with absolutely no identifying marks, branding or identifying features.
There is no way it can be traced - and believe me, this is important when you see what I'm going to send your ex!
Price: US $ 29.97 Average Customer Rating: 
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Gift Wrapped Dog Shit
If your Neighbour a worthless piece of shit, then without doubt,this is the perfect gift for them. |
Each
[fake, but realistic] turd
will be beautifully gift
wrapped, along with a hand
written card saying whatever
you want. How about something
like this:
"I
saw this and thought
of you"
Can
you imagine your Neighbour's reaction
when they open up the box?!?!
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Gift Wrapped "Used" Tampon
Let's be totally honest..
...your Neighbour is a complete c*nt |
And this truly offensive package will leave them in no doubt whatsoever what people think about them.
Each "used" tampon will be lovingly presented in a gift box, with a hand written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this
"I
saw this and thought
of you"
How repulsed will your Neighbour be when they open the box?!
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Gift Wrapped "Used" Condom
Another revolting gift for you Neighbour
Each condom is filled with a very life like substance that will disgust anyone who dares to look at it! |
Like all our other sick products, this too will be beautifully wrapped with a message saying whatever you want. How about something like this:
"If your parents had used this, then you wouldn't be here "
I'm not sure about you, but I think I would want to puke if I opened this particular package!!
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Soiled Underwear
Does your Neighbour disgust you?
If so, then this the perfect gift for them! |
Your Neighbour will receive a completely harmless package and their curiosity will certainly be piqued when they start to open it...then imagine their horror when they discover what's inside!
Plus, you can put a personal message inside - something like this should get your point across:
"Next time, remember to wipe your backside you dirty piece of shit! "
The thought of this one is enough to make our stomachs churn, so how will your Neighbour react when they open it?!
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Sexy Underwear
Definitely one to break up a relationship!!!
Addressed to your Neighbour's partner, this package will say more than words alone could possibly say |
We recommend sending these with a message such as:
"Can you give these to Steve - he loves it when I wear them for him "
This tactic is guaranteed to cause a huge argument between your Neighbour and their partner...just a shame we can't put a video camera in the package to record it!!!
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Bottle Of Piss
There's no mistaking this one
We will send your Neighbour a bottle of piss |
And rather than having some nice cute wine label how about putting something like this:
"As no-one here would piss on you if you were on fire,
you might want to keep this close by - just in case!"
No matter how thick skinned your Neighbour is, this will definitely offend them!!!
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